sheffi.

make me choosebadgerssong asked fish fingers orAND custard?

leonmaughan:

When abroad, James Bond is known as +44 07

she definitely named her daughter with this joke in mind and waited patiently for years for the chance to finally make it

morningsuns:

morningsuns:

Whats the most depressing song you can think of

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x3haha:

tastefullyoffensive:

What a huge waste of thyme. [x]

Thyme to wash that off.

x3haha:

tastefullyoffensive:

What a huge waste of thyme. [x]

Thyme to wash that off.

heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

I’m just gonna bullshit it.
my life motto for the past 20 years (via beyleesis)