The villain has the hero at gunpoint. Everything seems lost. Then the hero has an amazing idea: Make them talk. So the hero says “Now since I am as good as dead, tell me: Why are you doing this?”
The villain smiles and shoots him.
Sobs happily, applauds, and awards the appropriate merit badge (#005).
a silent prayer for all those parents who didn’t quite think it out all the way
The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.
It was a tables match.
First one to go through a table loses.
I hope everyone can appreciate this now
I know you will, I know you will
I know that you will
"Young And Beautiful" by Lana Del Rey
These are the most British insults I’ve ever heard.
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
The casting of Christ Hemsworth and Chris Pine as father and son is so good that it actually makes me uncomfortable. :l
Christ Hemsworth was the best accidental typo I’ve seen