sheffi.

agentscully:

when you have nothing against a particular celebrity but their prominence on tumblr makes you want to blacklist them until the end of time

patterfuck:

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

swan2swan:

douxmaradoux:

I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends. 

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*goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*

thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

frlcker:

do u ever forget to sleep or eat or drink water or something and ur like “oh shit yeah I need that to live”

princexposition:

when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready

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kumasenpai:

Just swagged on everyone.

tillyhale:

Thought I’d join in (insp.)

benwinstagram:

are u ever mean as fuck in ur head and u aint wanna be and u’d never say it out loud but that one voice in ur head is a total asshole and u feel bad for even thinking it and u wonder if thats how u rly are