i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous
me as a teacher tbh
I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this
People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
|—||― Ann Brashares (via psych-quotes)|
hey friend. one day ur gonna be happy. one day ur gonna be sitting w someone u love in ur favourite place in the world and ur gonna think “wow. life is p great” and everything will be okay. but u gotta make it til then okay? just hang in there. u’ll be okay.
I didn’t wanna do my geo hw so I stitched this cracker to the arm of the couch
Shailene Woodley wrote about John Green for Time’s “The 100 Most Influential People,” 2014 [link].
1. I am so thrilled to have been named to the 2014 TIME 100. Shai’s essay is so kind and generous. That sentence about planets and moons is a lovely goal for us all to reach toward. Now, that said, I’m no prophet. I’m a guy who not too long ago tried to wax his chin.
2. Do I really look like that illustration?